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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Ipswich

Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML
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gracehi 31

This reminds me of the time I got lost at Disney World because I accidentally found myself following a stranger instead of my mom. Of course, I was only six years old. So what's your excuse?

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feldco1 17

How do you just lose your uncle if he was right in front of you?

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RedPillSucks 31

D'oh! You didn't recognize the clothes he was wearing, or were you too distracted by the ass in the air.

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bettyboop428 24

Or why wouldn't you try to stop your uncle and find out why you were going the wrong way?

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CaptainDoorknob 7

Reminds me of Home Alone.. But anyways, YDI for not paying attention.

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SharnaaaBanana 22

Bikers just about all wear the same clothes.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Lol. Imagine what the guy you were following wondering xD " wtf...this guy wont leave me...hes gonna mug me...hes gonna fuucking mug me. Oh dear lord. - turn left, right,left -... im ******. "

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feldco1 17

How do you just lose your uncle if he was right in front of you?

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Aug1508 9

No!!! Op was following his uncle and his uncle was following a stranger because the uncle had no idea where he himself was going!!!!

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Brool_Story_Co 17

10- You're wrong, his uncle was, presumably, going to the right place, but op lost his uncle and was following a stranger. Read the FML.

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bteundeadmidget 5

I think you missed the joke he meant that the uncle got lost first before op as a joke.

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cosmosis 12

Ohh. I get you now. Hardy har harhar ... Good joke champ.. Now reread the fml so you understand what exactly is going on here.

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vitty_z 16

This reminds me of when you're walking the wrong way, so you pretend to get a text and turn around. This is a little more embarrassing though...

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eggmarie 25

Implying girls can't get cool tattoos...?

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gribbles 12

That's a ******* awesome tattoo for either sex.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Oh well I'll go ahead and say it! #4- That's a little weird.

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absolutegrrr 7

Ohh yes! The old 'pretending to get a text and turning around' trick. A classic..

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vitty_z 16

my comment or my tattoo? if you're talking about my comment then yeah I guess I am a little weird, but If you're talking about my tattoo then I don't care what you think

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chatoyant_fml 12

Cool tat for a girl, ha. Uhm really lame comment dude.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Not your tattoo, settle down both of you... =P

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tygerarmy 35

How'd you'd not recognize the different body type or the clothes? Pay attention to detail. I'm just imagining the other guy, today while I was bike riding some guy just started following me.

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gracehi 31

This reminds me of the time I got lost at Disney World because I accidentally found myself following a stranger instead of my mom. Of course, I was only six years old. So what's your excuse?

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TheMathMajor 26

That reminds me of when I was little at a gift shop in Disney World. I turned to who I thought was my sister and exclaimed "this is such a cool toy!!!!" the person next to me not only was not my sister, but also did not speak English. I almost cried out of embarrassment.

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Voldy_fml 16

What I'd like to know is how the stranger didn't notice someone was following them for such a long time. But FYL, OP. You should've been more careful.

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borkchop1992 15

How do you not realise this instantly?

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blahblahblah5_x 13

did you just cycle in silence the entire time or something?

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eggmarie 25

Probably not a good idea to open your mouth while cycling. My dad did that once while we were biking and a huge bug flew right in his mouth

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Shadowvoid 33

One time i was cycling and i opened my mouth, then i was hit by a car. Opening your mouth can be very dangerous.

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RentaName 15

You probably freaked out the stranger. He was probably wondering why someone was following him.

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blahblahblah5_x 13

*awaits new fml post of someone being stalked* haha

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