Tour de France
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Ipswich
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Ipswich
D'oh! You didn't recognize the clothes he was wearing, or were you too distracted by the ass in the air.
10- You're wrong, his uncle was, presumably, going to the right place, but op lost his uncle and was following a stranger. Read the FML.
I think you missed the joke he meant that the uncle got lost first before op as a joke.
Ohh. I get you now. Hardy har harhar ... Good joke champ.. Now reread the fml so you understand what exactly is going on here.
This reminds me of when you're walking the wrong way, so you pretend to get a text and turn around. This is a little more embarrassing though...
That's a cool tat for a girl. ;-)
Implying girls can't get cool tattoos...?
That's a ******* awesome tattoo for either sex.
Ohh yes! The old 'pretending to get a text and turning around' trick. A classic..
my comment or my tattoo? if you're talking about my comment then yeah I guess I am a little weird, but If you're talking about my tattoo then I don't care what you think
Cool tat for a girl, ha. Uhm really lame comment dude.
How'd you'd not recognize the different body type or the clothes? Pay attention to detail. I'm just imagining the other guy, today while I was bike riding some guy just started following me.
This reminds me of the time I got lost at Disney World because I accidentally found myself following a stranger instead of my mom. Of course, I was only six years old. So what's your excuse?
That reminds me of when I was little at a gift shop in Disney World. I turned to who I thought was my sister and exclaimed "this is such a cool toy!!!!" the person next to me not only was not my sister, but also did not speak English. I almost cried out of embarrassment.
What I'd like to know is how the stranger didn't notice someone was following them for such a long time. But FYL, OP. You should've been more careful.
You're not my mommy!!
Are you my mommy?
did you just cycle in silence the entire time or something?
Probably not a good idea to open your mouth while cycling. My dad did that once while we were biking and a huge bug flew right in his mouth
You probably freaked out the stranger. He was probably wondering why someone was following him.
*awaits new fml post of someone being stalked* haha
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This reminds me of the time I got lost at Disney World because I accidentally found myself following a stranger instead of my mom. Of course, I was only six years old. So what's your excuse?
How do you just lose your uncle if he was right in front of you?