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Frustrated at work

By stillhorny - 11/08/2021 10:01

Spicy

Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML

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By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Anticlimax

By Deidle-dee - 26/10/2010 16:37 - United States

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Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

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Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Spicy

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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randybryant799 20

Thursday 12 August 2021 1:08

It was going ok? That really doesn't sound like either of you were feeling much passion. I think that's the problem.

Warp1978 15

Thursday 12 August 2021 18:26

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 11 August 2021 15:26

Move on. Your work should be getting a new boyfriend.

randybryant799 20

Thursday 12 August 2021 1:08

It was going ok? That really doesn't sound like either of you were feeling much passion. I think that's the problem.

Warp1978 15

Thursday 12 August 2021 18:26

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Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

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