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TP is Money!

By Б. Амарсанаа - 26/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boss said I use too much toilet paper when I go to the toilet. Our floor has over 20 workers and 2 toilets. FML
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anyoldnamewilldo 23

How does your boss know how much toilet paper you use? Does he go in with a ruler and measure the thickness of the roll before and after? Do you regularly clog the toilet? Are you just the unlucky one who has to find more because every time you go in it's empty? Inquiring minds want to know.

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DanielleinDC 33

How does your boss know it's you and not, say, the other 19 people using the toilets?

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

How does your boss know how much toilet paper you use? Does he go in with a ruler and measure the thickness of the roll before and after? Do you regularly clog the toilet? Are you just the unlucky one who has to find more because every time you go in it's empty? Inquiring minds want to know.

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DanielleinDC 33

How does your boss know it's you and not, say, the other 19 people using the toilets?

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Chris Reid 8

Hidden illeagel cameras?

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Lobby_Bee 17

Your boss is also the toilet nazi?

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

New workplace rule, everyone only gets 5 squares a day. Have fun

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

I'll sell you my share at $5 a square

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RichardPencil 30

Probably installed one of those metering toilet paper rolls that tracks rotations and time. The boss can see excessive spins that correlate with your bathroom visit. Your company has shitty management, literally.

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TwentyFourBeerz 18

Id just start bringing my own, can't complain when you do that.

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ilovecats 8

Sounds like you should be looking for a new job.

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evilplatypus 38

I mean, unless he went in right after you and saw that you used so much you clogged the toilet...

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core01 30

Companies so broke they can't afford TP are definitely worth washing your hands of.

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