Work: TP is Money! - FML

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TP is Money!

By Б. Амарсанаа - 26/04/2018 13:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boss said I use too much toilet paper when I go to the toilet. Our floor has over 20 workers and 2 toilets. FML

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Thursday 26 April 2018 19:19

How does your boss know how much toilet paper you use? Does he go in with a ruler and measure the thickness of the roll before and after? Do you regularly clog the toilet? Are you just the unlucky one who has to find more because every time you go in it's empty? Inquiring minds want to know.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 26 April 2018 19:52

How does your boss know it's you and not, say, the other 19 people using the toilets?

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Thursday 26 April 2018 19:19

How does your boss know how much toilet paper you use? Does he go in with a ruler and measure the thickness of the roll before and after? Do you regularly clog the toilet? Are you just the unlucky one who has to find more because every time you go in it's empty? Inquiring minds want to know.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 26 April 2018 19:52

How does your boss know it's you and not, say, the other 19 people using the toilets?

Chris Reid 8

Thursday 26 April 2018 20:20

Hidden illeagel cameras?

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 26 April 2018 21:47

Your boss is also the toilet nazi?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Thursday 26 April 2018 21:49

New workplace rule, everyone only gets 5 squares a day. Have fun

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Friday 27 April 2018 15:38

Can you spare a square??

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 27 April 2018 17:57

I'll sell you my share at $5 a square

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 April 2018 22:55

Probably installed one of those metering toilet paper rolls that tracks rotations and time. The boss can see excessive spins that correlate with your bathroom visit. Your company has shitty management, literally.

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Friday 27 April 2018 0:01

Id just start bringing my own, can't complain when you do that.

ilovecats 8

Friday 27 April 2018 2:39

Sounds like you should be looking for a new job.

evilplatypus 38

Friday 27 April 2018 2:53

I mean, unless he went in right after you and saw that you used so much you clogged the toilet...

core01 30

Friday 27 April 2018 3:33

Companies so broke they can't afford TP are definitely worth washing your hands of.

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