Animals, Phobias and Love: Traumatized

Traumatized

By Anon - 31/10/2009 11:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

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Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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Cynophobia

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 04:01

Today, my new boyfriend is so scared of dogs that he won’t even go in the room where my new puppy's bed is, so even on the days when he’s at home not working, I still have to pay the lad next door to come round and let it into the garden for a pee, because he’s too scared to open the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 12:33 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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Random

By cats before idiots - 25/04/2019 18:00

Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML

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What's up, doc?

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I was spending time with my affectionate pet rabbit. He was hanging out with me on my bed as usual. After I finished giving him a long and thorough head rub, he thanked me by emptying his bladder on my leg. What is that, marking me as his property? True affection. FML

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Phazzer 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:21

If you knew he was afraid of them, why not put them in another room or outside?

prettykitty123 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:22

Rabbits hump?!

Comments

live_2_eat 5

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:02

Haha, aww that's unfortunate! Not unexpected though... my mum doesn't like dogs, but without fail, when we go to a friends house and they have a dog, my mum will get all of its' attention! #26 is right; they sense your fear.

shirvon100 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:29

thats horrible, did the rabbit atleast call him afterwards?

jennam_fml 4

Sunday 1 November 2009 3:23

Are you sure it just wasn't trying to dominate him? My male rabbit does it all the time with men, he'll bite their jeans and hump them.

stella2fast 2

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:02

is he really scared of animals? i mean im scared of some animals but is he scared of just a cute little bunny rabbit?

littlegolferboy 4

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:15

And her marmoset scammed his grandma out of her life savings! (p.s. I know it was probably a typo, but I couldn't help but lol at "babby" because it reminded me of http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf :D)

Mortanious 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:32

Hahahahahahaha what a pussy! Also animals smell fear, they know he was afraid so they acted on instinct. I still can't figure out how your rabbit misinterprited that for mating! Hahaha

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:40

YDI for dating a nancy boy.

TakesOne2NoOne 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:59

Er, I think that's what #66 was referring to...only one person in the history of the Internet has ever actually spelled it "babby", and even he was probably trolling.