Animals, Phobias and Love: Traumatized

Traumatized

By Anon - 31/10/2009 11:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

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Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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Cynophobia

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 04:01

Today, my new boyfriend is so scared of dogs that he won’t even go in the room where my new puppy's bed is, so even on the days when he’s at home not working, I still have to pay the lad next door to come round and let it into the garden for a pee, because he’s too scared to open the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 12:33 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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Random

By cats before idiots - 25/04/2019 18:00

Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I was spending time with my affectionate pet rabbit. He was hanging out with me on my bed as usual. After I finished giving him a long and thorough head rub, he thanked me by emptying his bladder on my leg. What is that, marking me as his property? True affection. FML

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Phazzer 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:21

If you knew he was afraid of them, why not put them in another room or outside?

prettykitty123 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:22

Rabbits hump?!

Comments

Microsoftfan 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 20:20

Wow, you guys have no rights to call the OP's boyfriend a "pussy" or a pansy because he's afraid of animals. People can't control what they fear, or they may have had a traumatizing experience with the thing they fear to cause it. You can't suddenly think "Oh, he's afraid of animals for no reason, he's a pussy" seriously, get some common sense. I also think the OP's an idiot. Regardless of how well animals behave, they can act differently at any time, she shouldn't have invited her boyfriend over knowing he has a fear of animals.

crzyry 6

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:10

I don't think she should have put the animals up. She invited him over with the understanding that they would be out. If he was that afraid he wouldn't have went. He deserves it for being an idiot.

hornetchik 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 5:06

In reply to #31, I dislike you already from your name, 'Microsoftfan'. I agree that people can't choose their fears and phobias, but I never trust anyone who doesn't like animals. Animals are ******* awesome and your boyfriend sounds like a bogplow if hes scared of them.

Maverick5762 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:58

I don't know what a bogplow is... but I agree animals rock. And the OPs boyfriend is kinda a pussy lol... Face your fears! Or don't go to someone's house if they tell you they have a dog!

Joe2794 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 20:24

What a pussy. Afraid of animals? LOL! I could smash this pansy with my pinky.

netbeui435 3

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:05

what a pussy.

littlegolferboy 4

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:24

And her ferret keyed his car.

cornsnake 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:32

enough with saying he is a pussy. plenty of people have phobias and they were born or grew up with it. i have a fear of large bodies of water but i can take a large beaten. heck i laugh at it sometimes. im sure there are plenty of people with phobias here to. besides if she brought him over and knew he had a animal phobia why didn't she lock the animals in cages or take them out back or something?

jane99 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:38

Not one person in this world is BORN with a phobia.

cornsnake 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:32

maybe not born but still it isn't their fault. it often happens at a young age so their isnt much they could do about it. when i was little someone put me in a garbage can and kicked it into the water. now i have a phobia of large bodies of water. when he was little he must have got attacked by some cats and dogs or something. the thing is you cant do much about it causing you to have a Psychology break down.

grv_fml 4

Sunday 1 November 2009 19:43

63 - riiight, way to go and see the world in black and white study some more about genetics, genetic predisposition, instincts, heredity, brain chemistry, evolutionary psychology, genetic memory, fixed action patterns etc

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:44

i feel bad for your bf. People don't choose to have phobias, he knows it is irrational but can't help it.

lmaoatyourlife 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 11:40

Yeh i agree, and OP you really should of been more sensitive and put your pets somewhere else, or if you was that desperate for your bf to be around them you could just let your dog in to the room shortly, rather than your poor boyfriend having these 2 humping/pissing animals surround him for god knows how long.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 31 October 2009 21:47

if you love animals you guys can never get married. He will insist you get rid of your pets. Some people love their pets like their own children and will dump a bf/gf over a "it's me or the dog" ultimatum.