Health, Mental health, Anxiety, Stressed out and Relatable: Treat yourself

Treat yourself

By dll - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressed out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML

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kelissa_fml 16

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:07

Hate to burst your bubble but I will since it irritates you. :D

gracehi 31

Thursday 12 April 2012 8:12

Dear OP, Get help. Love, The Bubbles

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SooInnLovee 6

Thursday 12 April 2012 19:56

What??? Haha I like popping the bubbles you must be really stressed if even that stresses you out. I am sorry.

DaniAngel 7

Thursday 12 April 2012 21:23

Put on music next time.

TylerDirty 15

Thursday 12 April 2012 21:44

Lol I don't specifically get stressed from the sounds of bubbles popping, but I know how you feel ;)

uhnevermind 24

Thursday 12 April 2012 22:35

Bubble bath: Doing it wrong.

monkeyhead641 6

Thursday 12 April 2012 22:54

You can barely hear soap bubbles.

jazziness 12

Friday 13 April 2012 0:23

I feel your pain I've got the same problem :/

al66orange 4

Friday 13 April 2012 0:40

Things do get louder when ur in the bath!

AnimalLover1031 8

Friday 13 April 2012 1:17

7, must you put a winky face after everything

livibobs98 7

Friday 13 April 2012 3:06

i love popping bubbles it is so fun

DazedSiren 5

Friday 13 April 2012 5:06

Pansy. Lawlz

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