Flooding, Babysitter and Miscellaneous: Trust - FML

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By somebody - 01/06/2015 03:37 - United States

Today, the babysitter not only clogged the toilet, they tried to unclog it with our vacuum cleaner hose. FML

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By her mom raised her - 17/05/2014 17:30 - Mexico

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

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By sucked_in - 23/07/2015 02:32 - Australia - Perth

Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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By handyjon - 01/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 07:30 - Canada - Québec

Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML

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By thatsucks - 28/02/2016 20:49 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML

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By Michael - 05/02/2021 21:30 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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skypasuesky 12

Monday 1 June 2015 22:22

that sucks.. looks like your babysitter needs a babysitter!

kutemotoka 15

Monday 1 June 2015 22:19

Time to find a new babysitter :/

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Llama_Man2000 26

Monday 1 June 2015 23:28

In moderation 10 minutes later: Today, the child I was babysitting clogged the toilet and then tried to unclog it with a vacuum, then blamed it on me. Guess which story the parent's believed. FML

Shadowvoid 33

Monday 1 June 2015 23:33

My blessings go out to you

kmw003 17

Monday 1 June 2015 23:36

yes because using the vacuum is the first thought anyone should have when seeing a clogged toilet, lol. hopefully you guys get a new babysitter sorted out!

Krwman 8

Monday 1 June 2015 23:56

Your Ljfe Sucks

worldclassrager 39

Monday 1 June 2015 23:59

If you hire them again keep a plunger in plain view in the bathroom

coffeeman92 5

Tuesday 2 June 2015 1:23

man that must've sucked!

rockwrench 18

Tuesday 2 June 2015 1:31

Maybe the babysitter was trying to give your toilet a Colonic.

mine___turtles10 13

Tuesday 2 June 2015 2:17

"They"???

writerchic85 25

Tuesday 2 June 2015 2:59

Why are you referring the the sitter as "they"? Do you not know the gender?

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 2 June 2015 4:03

Don't give her any more of your money.

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