Language and Love: Truth bomb

Truth bomb

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 119 415

You deserved it 6 436

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Same thing different taste

By needurlove - 15/04/2012 06:49 - United States - Sandpoint

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 021

You deserved it 48 135

Surprise

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 802

You deserved it 4 500

By Latina - 11/01/2013 10:24 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 676

You deserved it 7 604

By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 214

You deserved it 6 663

Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 563

You deserved it 70

I heard that

By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 09:20 - Ireland

Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 305

You deserved it 4 499

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 184

You deserved it 3 611

Awkward small talk

By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 176

You deserved it 9 474

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 826

You deserved it 6 659

Brain melt

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 116

You deserved it 29 693

killface_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 10:01

And you should have told his friend in Spanish that your boyfriend has a very small penis but you've been too busy taking Spanish classes to find someone more satisfying.

cadenernest 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:53

your bf is a douche.

Comments

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 15:36

At least you can speak Spanish now!

Zizumia 5

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:11

those spanish lessions will really come in handy now

tayajayne 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 13:13

i totally would have cut him off and said (in Spanish) 'well you have a small dick, asshole!' what a fkn jerk!

sportzftw 3

Monday 17 May 2010 9:21

what a jerk, tell him he has "chiquita cojones", and he's such a goddamn pendejo

kayla_jean 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 8:20

I saw this on Scrubs a couple of weeks ago. And I almost never watch Scrubs... How convenient.

TemperMcAngrypan 0

Friday 9 July 2010 2:58

You deserve it for dating a spic.

KeiIshiyama 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:20

(At #104) Why are racist shitheads like you allowed to live? It's people like you that spread the hate this world is suffocated with. And as for you, OP, joking or not, that's no way to talk about his girlfriend. Dump him.

lindseytaylor201 0

Friday 16 July 2010 3:08

anddddddddd he really thought you didn't understand him?

slushpup9696 12

Thursday 12 August 2010 10:03

Ella esta fea y aburrida, pero no tengo algo mejor ahora. It's supposed to mean, "She is ugly and boring, but I don't have anything better right now. I don't know if it's correct...