TW: gross

By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 518
You deserved it 58 983

Same thing different taste

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xivilia 0

Wow, don't drink.. Try a safe alternative such as.... Smoothies.. Mmmm, everyone loves smoothies.....

bxrv43 0

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bleepyourlife 0

i had to make a profile to comment, because i am shocked that i am the only one who thought to say: THANK YOU FOR TAKING A TAXI AND NOT DRIVING YOUR DRUNK-ASS HOME!!!!! neither a ydi or a fyl. too bad about your purse, but its a small price to pay for the safety of your life or the lives of others. thank you.

I can't believe it took until comment 44 for someone to freak out about the grammatical error

blueskiesgirlie 0

Wow I really think it sucks more to be the driver... After all who wants to be handed money with barf on it?

monicamischief 0

i can't believe some of you think drinking automatically means someone deserves something. like you've never drunk until you got sick. happens to everyone every once in a while the op deserves it though; not for drinking too much but for not ROLLING DOWN THE WINDOW. : /

cardsfan09 0

Here's an idea... Don't throw up in something that you know you're gonna use later... Duh

I assume since you knew there was such a thing as a "cab cleaning fee" then this has happened to you before so you completely deserve it for not knowing your limits by know.

Why not just ask the driver to pull over...I'm sure he'd go for that instead of puke in his car or puke covered cash

#11, Marry me! OP: Shit happens, nothing wrong with getting wasted beyond the point of happyness. Do try doing it out of the window next time :P I puke all the time, sometimes i puke blood, best thing is to just keep on drinking to get the puke taste out of your mouth! And then drink some milk before going to sleep, works like charm :D

#1 there is a window, two in fact. #2 i bet whatever you messed up in your handbag was worth more to you than a cab cleaning fee #3 i have never heard of a cab cleaning fee.