Love: Twins

Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 776

By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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You deserved it 3 781

Crazy stalker vibes

By Why her and not me though - 08/09/2023 06:00

Today, I saw the guy I was seeing four months ago, who lives in another state, hand in hand with a girl at the mall. The same one who told me he "doesn’t do long distance." I went up to them, confronted him about it, and demanded to know why her and not me. He pretended not to know me and threatened to call security. FML

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You deserved it 935

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 22 632

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 159

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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You deserved it 54 390

A tad insecure

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML

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You deserved it 5 144

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 64 685

By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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You deserved it 150

newbiehere99 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:20

You let her come back?

DarkHelmet 10

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:56

EXACTLY!!!! I would've went straight to the locksmith and had him change the door locks. Then when she came home saw her key didn't work and knocked on the door I would open it look at her and act like I didn't know who she was and shut the door in her damn face!

Comments

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:42

She must be extremely hot if you're putting up with that much crazy. Ever heard of the Hotness to Craziness ratio? Yep, this is a perfect example.

Llamacod 11

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:00

so, you're pretty crazy then?

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:05

I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment, or an insult... ;)

dansco 24

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:47

Unless she has a mental problem, there is no need to keep this relationship going. Kick her out and let her go off with her lover!

gracehi 31

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:52

Even if she does have a mental problem, it's probably not worth staying in the relationship. Staying with her likely won't make her better, and it will make him miserable.

gracehi 31

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:48

My ex husband was like that, except I never had the opportunity to run into him when he was with one of his mistresses. But yeah, he'd do something horrible and then when I would confront him about it he'd say, "I don't remember that." Did she really think you'd believe her when she told you you didn't see something you saw? Some people just have no souls. Hope you threw her shit out on the sidewalk and changed the locks.

Yessi_Boo 14

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:51

Damn, that really sucks. She was probably so unsure of what to do at that point lol. FYL, you should kick her out.

justinhere 3

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:52

its all about commitment

Kridurha 2

Saturday 30 June 2012 7:55

Long-lost twin?

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 30 June 2012 8:02

For those of you saying "twin", that is improbable; they have been together long enough to live together, so one can reasonably assume OP would know if she had a twin. I say this is a class case of finding a doppelgänger. HIMYM, anyone? ;)