By assholedad - 21/06/2013 18:05 - United States - Dayton

Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I dream that one day that will be me. Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.

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Cobro 5

That's the last thing OP wants to hear right now...

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puzzle05 9

OP just said he didn't want to hear puns pertaining to his UTI... Why would he say it himself...?

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feelingold 18

he's been spending too much time on this site??

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

I like to hit people in the penis when they go over board with puns

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mariepastyglue 30

You should have taken better care of yourself but you didn't.! That's why urine this mess in the first place...

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andy1500726 19

I currently have a UTI, and let me tell u they happen at random. even infants sometimes get them, so Its not a question of taking care of your self. next time u try to blame someone make sure u know what ur saying!

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Sputnikspak 13

Yeah, UTIs aren't really something you can always prevent. I'm prone to them (and kidney problems) because I have Lupus. It doesn't matter what I do, I always get a couple every year.

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Epikouros 31

Exactly. I even got a UTI from drinking too much water.

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BigJoeZD 16

You should go to a doctor and find out why you keep getting these UTI's. Didn't you know? It's never Lupus

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Omegamike101 7

#50 butthurt much? Jesus christ laugh a little

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Pleonasm 35

I dream that one day that will be me. Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.

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andrew6p 19

Wow ur dad's lame and annoying! Reminds me of a scene in a movie i once watched!

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CharresBarkrey 15

Oh cool story!

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LissaMccracken 23

Was it that one scene in that one movie where those people did that thing?... Haha

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SkyGuy32 17

#28, I think it was the one from the other movie where they did the other thing.

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goodoldave 17

If I was in the sons situation I would find it funny. Thumb me down if you want but that ***** funny.

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AngelSpit 18

You know OP on a sucky scale from 1-10 I think you're an eight :)

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SkyGuy32 17

And I accidentally liked the comment when I tried to dislike.

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AngelSpit 18

It's ok 77 not everyone has the intelligence to get word play :p

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ObsessedWithMe 13

I'm sure you've got some quirks of your dads you can play on. or ignore him it's not that bad.

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mcrepas 19

Sounds like you're pretty "pee-'oed" about that.

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mcrepas 19

Sometimes my sarcasm goes a bit too far for this bunch...

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Neyuu 18

I don't think you know what sarcasm is.

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mcrepas 19

Well it would appear that I don't know what the word means since I used it in the wrong way. What can I say? I'm a goob sometimes. I guess I should have written that 'people don't understand my humor or lack there of' instead of sarcasm. My bad folks

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chocolateisyum 12

It sounds like all these puns are making you a little pee'd off.

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