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By nerd - 16/10/2009 15:08 - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

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By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

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By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

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By gman - 12/09/2018 03:30

Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2019 00:01

Today, I gave my name for a lunch order, I even spelled it out for the cashier. When my food was ready, they screamed "Labia," in the restaurant full of people. My name is Nadia. FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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Back again so soon?

By Anonymous - 18/12/2021 00:58 - United States - Van Horn

Today, I went to the Chick-fil-A drive through. Instead of asking me my name for my order, I was greeted by my name. I asked how he knew it, and he responded by saying he makes it a point to remember all the great customers' names. He added that I come there all the time. FML

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By burgerpants - 08/05/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was feeling down so I thought I'd order a burger to cheer myself up. The website I ordered from featured Instagram pics of their customers. My ex and the guy she cheated on me with were front and center. FML

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drimpossible 0

Friday 16 October 2009 20:12

Change your barber.... then it would be "nerdy guy with great hair"

cynicallysenecal 0

Friday 16 October 2009 20:15

When I used to work take-out in a restaurant I would remember ppl based on their orders and used to write things "chick who doesn't tip and wears blue lipstick," "the pregnant one," "lady who likes extra bread but always is dieting."

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supercu96 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 3:02

I (would) shaved my head for a girls. As long as she is hot it's your duty as a man to get rid of the hair xD

darkshadow_fml 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 4:11

YDI for being a nerd and having bad hair

sika_fml 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 7:00

Word to everyone, not just nerds. 9 times out of 10, you'll be remembered at an establishment because there is something WRONG with you! You're annoying, inappropriate, needy, smelly, loud, etc. If people remember you that easily then it's probably not a good thing. And if you're that 1 person who they don't remember for the wrong reason, it's just because you're a regular, not because they like you. When I sub I am at a different school almost every day, but I do occasionally get to see the same kids more than once. When someone runs up to me and shouts, "Hey Mrs. K! Do you remember me!?" I say, "No. But I only remember the bad kids, so that's a good thing."

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 6:19

9 times out of 10, you're going to be remembered more for bad things than good things PERIOD. This is how the human race works. If the hottest chick in school wet herself in class, everyone would remember that instead of her being the hottest chick in school. In other news, it's okay OP, now you know she's a bitch. And, if you ARE a nerd, chances are you might have a higher paying job than her -- certainly YOU won't be a waiter all your life like she will be (except it will be waitress)! Besides, nerdy guys are pretty cute.