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Ugly truth

By uglywoman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my six year-old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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amysousa 6

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:04

you need to teach her some manners

lilgirly89102 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:04

you raised her

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bleedingglitter 24

Thursday 16 April 2015 1:54

Wow. Six is old enough to know that stuff like that is mean.

BOOSHDUN911 5

Monday 27 July 2015 3:02

That kid is savage

Ninjerman 7

Thursday 13 August 2015 7:07

I always made fun of people who accidentally hit "you deserved it"...today was my first time doing that. Sorry! ?

Tyrax 16

Friday 16 September 2016 4:30

*sighs* I'm assuming this is not something you taught her. If you did, serve you right. Whip her ass. Tell her she was being an ugly little girl, whip her ass, and see if she has any feelings.

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