Uncomfortably Numb

By UnComfortablyNumb - 05/04/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, I bought variety condoms. I chose one called "Endurance" thinking it would be extra strong, put it on him, and gave it a suck. I realised my mistake when my lips and mouth went numb. It has benzocaine on to delay him. I still can't feel my mouth. FML
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Top comments

Dr_Alex 10

Not to add insult to injury... but you also managed to put it on backwards... Benzocaine is supposed to make the penis numb, not the ******, so it's usually put on the inside of a condom.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Don't you suck before you put the condom on?

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Comments

dexter420 21

Gave it a suck. Are you a prostitute? Semen can be swallowed

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Rabite 28

Yeah please do that regularly so you don't start talking stupid stuff like this again.

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tckm1699 7

Don’t you use flavored condoms for oral? Latex tastes horrible...

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dexter420 21

Was it a lamb skin condom? Because you are out dated.

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rylowsgirl 9

I think making a man wear a rubber for oral is cruelty. Would you like it if he performed oral on you with a bag over it? Condom oral is for hookers and random johns.

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Leah Bennett_685709305 4

Sweetie you’re a little bit dumb if you thought something with the term endurance written on it meant anything else

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