Language and Miscellaneous: Vamos arriba!

Vamos arriba!

By rog3rli - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that even though I've taken three years of Spanish, the only words and phrases I can remember are from Dora the Explorer. FML

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Antoine_Dodson 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 8:56

OP, you are El stupido.

kman666 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 8:51

haha nice me too.

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Joefishonie 9

Sunday 2 August 2015 3:04

I took 3 years and as soon as I took the final I forgot 100% of it

ipohvy 11

Wednesday 2 December 2015 0:44

Know the feel

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