Wanker!

By EmbarrassedBather - 09/06/2019 00:00

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Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 064
You deserved it 383

Same thing different taste

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You sing the masturbation anthems, “Dancing with Myself” and “She-Bop?”

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perfect style of singing a song!

You sing the masturbation anthems, “Dancing with Myself” and “She-Bop?”

Nhayaa 21

Well, some people sound like one of their fingers is stuck in a door when they sing, and it's kinda the same sometimes when masturbating so...

unless you make goo and gah sounds and say oh baby then call it singing then. ilI can see the confusion