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Movie theatre fun

By Username - 02/08/2011 04:43 - Australia

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing, "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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You deserved it 318

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 105 083

Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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You deserved it 1 507

By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 44 557

StopDropNRoll 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:59

What in the world is a tea-cosy?

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:32

RIP Dobby

Comments

chrismacin 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:56

how is this fyl

StopDropNRoll 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:59

What in the world is a tea-cosy?

iknowimawesome 13

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:02

It's this cloth thing you put around a mug when it's hot. At least I think that's what it is...

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:21

It's something you put on a teapot when it's too hot to touch.

DoubleRainbows 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:27

i'm curious how your review is gonna sound like.

pertained 12

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:06

Its pretty British. This little hat like thing you put on teapots but then, I think most Americans don't actually have teapots.

Complaining 13

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:13

I only know what a tea cozy (or is it cosy…?) is thanks to Dobby. XD

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:32

RIP Dobby

CattyPurry 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:35

I would have poured my drink on him, slapped his face with my chicken tenders or just simply moved to another seat.

tatababe 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:18

Well.. OP did you do it

Carebear423 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:48

Was anyone else amused when they saw that #4 was from the FML team? Or is it just me?

PopRocks14 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:54

Well, YDI for not doing it!! *waits for idiots to think im serious*

joooeee 3

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:03

34, just you. Everyone else already knew that

Aim4thebullseye 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:28

He had the tea-cosy on his head because he was too hot to touch.

VeroAnne 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:12

And you just sat there and took it? I would have done something about it.

gmc_blossom 21

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:22

Darn, someone already mentioned Dobby. -_-

Jacobt24 19

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:00

Maybe that guy works for Nike

StopDropNRoll 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 21:41

Two fml team post on my status. I was just wondering what a tea cosy was. Now I know.

AmethystRain 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:36

Movie theaters sell chicken tenders? Damn, ours only have overpriced popcorn and nachos. :(

ryanst 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 10:50

Hmm putting "FML team" on your profile ruins the surprise for trolls when they say "Oh yeah, Sirin? What can you do about it, it's not like you're a moderator or anything." Although it does let me know who I shouldn't piss off..