War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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OcampoFTW 4

Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"

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marmots 0

At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"

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dstivers 0

He sLAID you with his light saber. play on words for you grammar nazis.

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decidedlyvague 11

or. he melted her blasted doors, by shoving his light saber up to the hilt. :P

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fcukthat 0

wish there was a "Not an FML" button. your bf is awesome!!

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robert2597 0

I'll enter mine into you whenever you want, however you want!!!!!!

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promarkchris 6

cant take you seriously. dial the hipsterism down a notch

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beautifulsadness 0

thank you kind sir for the hipster comment. made me laugh.

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Asystole 0

may he force one in you... er may the force be with you.

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iLOLatURpain69 7

29 - Your shirts backwards.

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Jacobt24 19

He took the picture infront of a mirror

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ladyluck82 9

Are you serious? EVERYONE knows the Star Wars theme song. My 13 year old brother even does and that's before his time...smh

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DaangItsBrooke 8

that was random...?

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melissa333jade 3

No she should of dumped that nerd and get as quickly away from that sick freak as possible!!!

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jomotto 3

how you sing a melody that has no lyrics ??

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ladyluck82 9

EVERYONE knows the Star Wars theme. My 13 year old brother knows it and that was way before his time (obviously) smh

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doctor_awesome 8

longest widow's peak I've ever seen. js.

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TheRealHouse 7

bomm bomm bomm bompa- dom bompa-domm.. lol idk

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gadgetgti 0

I don't do stars wars I just get the deed done properly and maturely

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AceShots95 0

like those two british people on family guy:P

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