By loser4life - 30/07/2011 04:38 - United States

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Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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theten_fml 9

teacher: semen has sugars in it Op: why doesn't it taste sweet?

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Jacobt24 19

No matter how many times I read this FML, it always make me giggle just imagining the look on everyone else's face after he asked that

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austinkiser 3

I'm sure everyone else was too scare to ask that question so gratz for u stepping up .... on second thought that's just really wrong

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ygdrassil 17

Maybe you won't be popular but at least we know you get laid whenever you want (dogs still count!).

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MetallicaRules19 4

Even people from different countries (me :D) are laughing at you OP, pretty soon all of the world will laugh at you

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dolphincheddar 10

the golden rule. all embarrassing questions can be avoided by using google.

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slitherbomb 0

So can you or not?! I need to know for a friend.

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cyanne_fml 7

wow fyl :/ your name says it all too....

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Well there's the case of a guy pumping a koala in the anus and getting an STD.

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bellakaykid 6

In my health class, someone asked if a period scabbed. Don't worry, there are other morons out there.

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VorpikeII 17

You people really don't know do you? AIDS was from a guy ******* a monkey, so in pretty damn sure you can get an STD from a dog if it has them.

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VorpikeII 17

You people really don't know do you? AIDS was from a guy ******* a monkey, so in pretty damn sure you can get an STD from a dog if it has them.

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FreshSalad 1

Actually, AIDS in humans came from people eating monkeys with AIDS. That's a way you can transfer it but since humans don't eat humans we don't talk about it.

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ohrlynao 0

I have a great solution: DON'T **** DOGS.

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iLOLatURpain69 7

At least he didnt ask about horses.

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R34luver 5

103 and 111- your both rong! the US goverment invented AIDS!!! its a conspiracy i tell ya, a conspiracy!!!! ;)

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FuniiBunii 0

U should've start laughing and make it seem as ur jking , even if it wouldn't sound funny it would be better than wt everyone thinks f u nw -.-

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jjoyce6 0

Taking doggy style a little to literally?

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icecreammintz 0

thats when you say well i was just wondering because i saw the guy next to me forcing his dog to rape him

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Jdeluxh 12

96 When I saw your comment, I looked up to check the name. I was seriously hoping the name would "doglover".

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PrimeStarscream 30

A+ that was gold!

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zendaddy0 0

out of all my years of interneting I can honestly sat WTF

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Stiffilz 0

umm...no...it's ***********. Nice try though Justin Bieber.

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cummbubble 0

clever, i bet you have done that before 187

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suitgirl5 5

143 Could you be any more of an idiot. AIDS kills people all the time, what's next, polio and cancer are just made up?

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JoshB_24 10

This would've been so much more credible if you had spelled "wrong" right.

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dannnngthatsux 19

#103. Latest medical reports show it came from humans eating monkeys and apes, not screwing them. That's brucellosis you are thinking of.

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CookieMonstr19 0

You probably should've thought that one through a bit more before u raised ur hand......good luck.

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xlord 27

I think OP just likes it doggy style

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YourEvilHero 12

today I found out out my daughter uses our hotdogs as a *****. fml

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alfool 0

Ugh fml on my phone is double posting all the time now

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VorpikeII 17

75- same here. Hopefully this one doesn't. But I keep crashing after I post and then it double posts.

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CptGap 0

oh ma gaud now u is not popular sad face for yoo?? :(

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Jacobt24 19

He plays fetch, but with 2 tennis balls if you know what I mean

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Its gonna cost him $300 to get his pitbull an abortion.

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itsgen 16

I wonder if op likes to use peanut butter with her dogs ......

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Ryanmatuszak 5

OP- why the **** would you ask that. Do you want to have sex with a dog

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DrCocorevenge 0

What he should be asking is if the dog can get them from him

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Mitcha857 0

Shouldve had both! Seriously what did you expect was going to happen with a *********** question?

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rofflewaffle 9

It's okay; I had Subway for lunch.

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howslife123 0

youre not the same when youre hungry.snickers!.

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F2M2L 5

4- this would make for a great commercial for twix. hahaha

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SamBaBam98 0

OMFG LOL ROFL @4

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TeeHee124 0

Wow, there's a whole new spin to Doggy Style.

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TeeHee124 0

Wow, there's a whole new meaning to Doggy Style.

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Parazad 16

Why would you think that? A little thinking could have solved your question.

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ProudTexan117 0

my people might get accused of eating dogs, which is not true, but ******* a dog?? that's just nasty.....

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kevalanwilliams 0

I've heard of Chinese eating dog. But not texans.

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Takuya272727 16

Some people eat dogs somewhere, I'm sure. Chinese eat cats? I'm sure a few girls have had sex with their dog, whether looking to screw, curiousity, or something. I've seen a video and read a few stories... A guy, IDK about...

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smilessss 4

you are such a freaking closed minded idiot. Chinese don't eat cats

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Takuya272727 16

It was a question, as I had heard it somewhere and thinking of dog eating reminded me of that. I'm sure someone has eaten cat before, as same with a dog. As Japanese eat fish sperm, americans don't. I don't even see how it was closed minded though.

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softball1432 0

they do eat dogs. maybe you should look it up on YouTube. the video shows the proof and the cruel way that they treat animals..

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redbluegreen 40

Don't lie to us. With a mind like that, you never had a chance in the first place.

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sexyblondchic74 4

HAHAHAHA! interestin yet totally wierd question...

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Symmetry88 0

you're pretty much screwed. next time, DON'T SCREW DOGS!

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Vash_41288 10

yes stick to other animals like obscure ones at list you'll stand out among the animal fetish crowd lol

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Captain0bv10us 0

12 - They're man's best friend for a reason ;)

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getviolated 5

just take out the first two letters and say HAHA to you haters

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