Warts and all

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I woke up from surgery to find that the chronic warts on my right hand hadn't been removed. The doctor informed me that they'd grown into my radial nerve, so impossible to remove without permanent paralysis. My immune system sucks, so this is just in my hand forever. FML
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Chazzster 28

I had problems with warts on my foot - It kept coming back. I was using a Dr Scholls Freeze Spray. Years before I went to a dermatologist who froze them off with liquid nitrogen - decades later they came back. Then I started putting pure tea tree oil essential oil on the wart and in combination with the freeze spray it worked. I now apply diluted tea tree oil (25% tea tree oil and 75% baby oil to my feet at night. 5 years later still no more warts. Tea tree essential oil kills the virus. Some people are sensitive to Tea Tree Oil, so start with a little in a small area. If it irritates your skin try diluting it with baby oil. Be sure to buy the pure Tea Tree Essential oil, not a commercial product with just a token amount. Amazon lists it. It’s expensive but you only need a little.

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azouwa 26

Most warts need air. Keep it covered with a band aid. It should shrink away and die on its own. It may take 3 months. Plantar warts (warts on your feet) do not need air.

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Emma Marshall 19

Banana peel worked for mine! Put a tiny slice of peel on the wart with a band aid for approx 4 nights and it should work. Might need longer but mine went in a few days 👍🏼 depends how strong the wart is though 🤔

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Gwenevier 29

After 5 years, two laser surgeries, and countless times under a blade awake, my dermatologist actually injected yeast into the ones I had issues with. It actually got the attention of my own shitty immune system long enough to destroy the entire virus. I haven’t had one in 4 years. Incredibly painful in the moment, but it COULD be a viable solution for you. Talk to a dermatologist and see if they’d be willing to give it a shot. Literally.

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meisiemeisie 8

Look up the apple cider vinegar method. I was sceptical at first but it worked like a charm and my wart never came back (unlike previous liquid nitrogen treatments were it always grew back bigger). Possibly not a cure for chronic warts but it may help reduce them and give you a better appearance

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icecreamisrad 13

Literally apple cider vinegar...1 min a day with a q-tip on each one

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