Weddings, Awkward and Love: Wedding shaming

Wedding shaming

By soccerbooty - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:13

Ok, clearly this guy is a mastermind. To get out of having to plan a wedding and (possibly) deal with a bridezilla, he gets a clown??? Absolute genius.

cgoatr 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:04

ok? is your wedding at a circus

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gummy161 6

Tuesday 19 June 2012 21:55

LUCKY D:

Happier_fml 1

Friday 24 August 2012 18:50

hOnK :o)

KayS2 0

Monday 17 September 2012 8:58

Lol, that's something I'd say to my bf, as a joke of course. Though he wouldn't be amused. I hope your bf was joking.

sexyboi1985 27

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:21

He is definitely a clown.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 17:38

It sounds fun.

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