Weddings, Awkward and Love: Wedding shaming

Wedding shaming

By soccerbooty - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:13

Ok, clearly this guy is a mastermind. To get out of having to plan a wedding and (possibly) deal with a bridezilla, he gets a clown??? Absolute genius.

cgoatr 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:04

ok? is your wedding at a circus

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Mr_Zachary 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:45

Shit, I always miss the chance to be a first pager because everyone jumps on new FMLs' dicks all crazy. Someone give me a naked hug.

milby96 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:47

at least he wants to get married. but a clown would be the first thing to go.

tairii 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:51

sounds like the newest episode of bridezillas, only in that one it was the mother of the bride who wanted the clowns...

melig1991 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:51

Think of the children! For god's sake woman!

tinkerbell211 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:57

Lol atleast he is thinking about marriage

DevilWearsPrado 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:57

**** clowns. creepy pedos. hopefully your fianće doesn't have some weird clown fetish op haha.

BelleElle_fml 5

Monday 7 June 2010 13:02

He included a clown for the kids attending, to distract so they don't run around and cause trouble. :)

Stevefett 0

Monday 7 June 2010 13:12

is it at all possible that he is a clown?

aardvarkish 15

Monday 7 June 2010 13:15

Why didn't I think of that???!!!

8Dani 10

Monday 7 June 2010 13:20

cute and original me thinks

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