Wedding shaming

By soccerbooty - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 467
You deserved it 8 299

Top comments

Ok, clearly this guy is a mastermind. To get out of having to plan a wedding and (possibly) deal with a bridezilla, he gets a clown??? Absolute genius.

Comments

perdix 29

In a wedding, the appropriate term for a clown is "the groom."

Neybay 0

lool wtf ew. clearly he shouldn't be planning the wedding.

obff527 7

DR. ROCKSO!!! seriously dude... alotta cocaine....

"His name is Dr. Rockso. He's the Rock-And-Roll Clown. He does cocaine. That's all we know about him."

If your husbands idea of a dream wedding includes a clown he needs to either get over it or get out! That thing would scare the crap out of me and half my guests.

RyGuy748 0

and r u sure the clown isn't u????

Mr_Zachary 0

Maybe he was trying to say something about the guests... And I'd like some cocaine, "obff527". Weird ******* name.

At least there will be some entertainment while the brides’ pair takes photos! That must be the most boring thing to stand around for 45 - 60 minutes while the groom and bride are preoccupied with getting that perfect moment in 100 photos

You've never been to a decent wedding reception? It's a party regardless of whether or not the bride and groom are there. There's usually food, drinks, and music. Aclown would be unnecessary if the other three things I mentioned are any good.

is it just me or do we all fail 2 see the fml here? i think thats a sick idea i would so go 2 that wedding