Weddings, Awkward and Love: Wedding shaming - FML

Wedding shaming

By soccerbooty - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:13

Ok, clearly this guy is a mastermind. To get out of having to plan a wedding and (possibly) deal with a bridezilla, he gets a clown??? Absolute genius.

cgoatr 0

Monday 7 June 2010 12:04

ok? is your wedding at a circus

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BelleElle_fml 0

Monday 7 June 2010 13:20

LOL, probably not enough to distract them and they're just kids so any other entertainment would be just as silly. Besides I've seen weddings where the kids are just running around causing trouble it's not fun. :P

BelleElle_fml 5

Monday 7 June 2010 13:22

that's was for #63 ^^ :P

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 8 June 2010 2:54

88: I agree. How bout a little note with the invitation saying "Please, no children"? ;)

shibainu519 0

Monday 7 June 2010 13:22

is he like 10 or something?

Frexual 0

Monday 7 June 2010 13:23

WIN! I mean, a clown at a wedding? That is nearly as cool as zz tops facial hair.

afallingstar 22

Monday 7 June 2010 13:23

clowns are creepy not fun...and your boyfriend seems very immature

Blindsquirrel211 0

Monday 7 June 2010 13:24

best wedding ever I can see it now..

Spyrunner 0

Monday 7 June 2010 13:30

Guys aren't born knowing what to expect at weddings. They don't spend all their time reading bride magazines.

vvbrittxv 0

Monday 7 June 2010 13:34

haha that made me burst out laughing

ruppy99 2

Monday 7 June 2010 13:35

it's something to entertain the children. that's not an FML, he's just thinking about everything.

CreepyGuy666 2

Monday 7 June 2010 13:52

And your'e gorgeous 

Sherique 0

Monday 7 June 2010 13:56

..so what?

oogyboogy 6

Monday 7 June 2010 14:22

... beaaiality

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