Weird, huh?

By Sam - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I found out that the woman from My Strange Addiction who can't stop picking her scabs is married. I've been single for two years and I don't even pick my nose. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Don't want to be the dick here, but maybe she's a lovable person and picking scabs isn't much of a deal-breaker, whereas you may not have any disgusting habits yet you are an asshat. If you have a good personality you have nothing to worry about, good things will come in tim, maybe just put yourself out there a little more. Either way it wasn't very nice to compare her in that way, she's a person just like the rest of us...

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MissEmma_fml 22

Well then start picking your scabs. It's the way forward.

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panda_lou 11

Maybe she is attractive and you're not? Maybe she has a pleasant personality and you don't? Maybe she knows how to work through problems in a relationship and you don't? There are a lot of variable that come in to play. We don't know you or her so we can't really help you with that one. But I always say that there is somebody out there for everyone. They will come along, I promise.

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kenziemarie_16 5

I LOVE THAT SHOW! So entertaining..

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UltimateGIRness 16

Everyone picks their nose. I don't care who you are or what you say you do or don't do, everybody picks their nose

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Relenaz 9

The lesson here? Try cleaning your nose more often. Women love a man with clean nostrils. lol :P

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hurley12 30

Well, it depends what your strange addiction is?

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Nanners152 9

Obviously she's a better person than you are. That's an actual disease that tons of people have. Its a form of OCD and Tourette's, and it's hard to impossible to control without therapy or medication. That's like wondering why the alcoholic or the manic-depressive has a boyfriend and you don't.

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breberry304 27

maybe it's because you seem like an asshat who judges people's ability to be loved by what you perceive to be strange traits.

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Habacadavarus 12

I've been single for years, it's mostly because I'm anti-social although I feel where you are coming from. I would suggest focusing on social hobbies, things you can enjoy in a social environment. You are doing something you enjoy and it can offer the opportunity to meet new people... or new people through new people.

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