Parenting and Drugs: Well played

Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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You deserved it 3 083

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 9 725

Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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You deserved it 707

By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 200

You deserved it 2 182

By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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You deserved it 3 922

Mindblowing

By apparantlyStupid - 27/06/2012 23:28 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 327

You deserved it 43 616

By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 595

You deserved it 352

By Rapunzel - 18/03/2012 20:02 - United States - Tucson

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 122

You deserved it 3 071

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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You deserved it 67 734

By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 982

You deserved it 38 806

By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 3 036

liquidhydrogen 6

Friday 22 August 2014 5:12

What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.

alex_622 22

Friday 22 August 2014 5:09

Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman

Comments

boskone 1

Saturday 23 August 2014 3:42

Demand family drug tests (assuming you don't actually do weed elsewhere).

savemeSheehan 8

Saturday 23 August 2014 6:02

the 1708 people so far who said you deserve it must all be crazy step moms

1947Chevy 17

Saturday 23 August 2014 8:17

She reminds me of a step mom I had

simsgirlgem 25

Saturday 23 August 2014 16:59

I say if mom is still alive and kicking go live with her and tell dad until he realizes you never do such things you will never see him again.

Publikwerks 14

Saturday 23 August 2014 17:12

Walk up to you're step mom(when she's alone). Say "Listen, what you did was not cool, and if you do it again, I will take this to the next level." Then punch yourself in the face, right around the eye. Really hard. Maybe a few times. Then say this "Well [insert your teacher's name here], I fell down the stairs...." Pause Then "Tonights news story - [Step mom's name] was arrested today for child abuse."

RyanBair 8

Saturday 23 August 2014 18:14

I'm sure the police would love to get their hands on her

Draco295 9

Saturday 23 August 2014 19:42

First of all, GET REVENGE. Plant some condoms (THAT LOOK USED) and stuff around, like on the floor, slightly under the couch, etc. Then, start planting cameras EVERYWHERE. Buy a miniature recorder and stick it on yourself. Then get her to confess ("You're a little bitch for planting weed in my room, you know that?!" "Well you shouldn't **** with me"). If all else fails, just go ahead and tell a lot of people. I don't mean a single teacher, I mean tell EVERYONE at school, post it on social media, put flyers up around town, etc. Not only will that ruin her reputation, but the pressure of everyone knowing will make her crack.