Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
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liquidhydrogen 6

What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.

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alex_622 22

Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman

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Ipsum629 13

I thought you said step mom, not demonic lord of evil.

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ArashiGirl 13

Well...If push comes to shove....Call the cops. Or if your grandmother REALLY hates her, (Nothing like pissing off the Mother-In-law) get her on your side.

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otumboo 10

i feel that your dad should have believed his own blood daughter than taking sides with your "loving and care" step mom

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jayeterror775 18

Now THAT is a damn good idea for revenge.

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jayeterror775 18

I say that for three reasons. #1. That would be straight torturous for anybody =). #2. There would be no way she could prove he did it. #3. I'm pretty sure she would never even suspect it was OPs fault. It's the perfect revenge. Oh and also coffee is another laxative as it is hahaha.

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ZombieSazza 34

You need a secret camera in your room, if she's putting pot in your room then who knows where this will end.

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jayeterror775 18

Oh and OP should mix in hella stool hardeners with everything his step-mom eats or drinks, then after a few days mix in hella laxatives that would just force her to shit. Also the OP should make sure to avoid stool softeners hahahaha.

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CheerBaby97 9

Tell him to let you take a drug test to prove it isn't yours!

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sdelaney83 1

I say declare war, maybe she "cheats" on your dad not to mention where did she get the weed? I say shes probably the pot head..you can certainly retaliate, i sure as hell would

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rivaraven 35

Am I the only one here who wouldn't give two ***** if I lived with a stepdad or a stepmom? They might be with my real parent, but over my dead body they have any control over me.

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