Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
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liquidhydrogen 6

What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.

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alex_622 22

Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman

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ebrainer1 9

Get drug tested and shove the results in dad's face. That is, assuming you don't actually toke.

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Cloureed 9

Tell your dad you'll take a piss test to prove your innocence, and ask your step mom (in fromt of your dad) to do the same to be a good role model.

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laylaeve 9

I'd plant used condoms in their bedroom when you know she was there an he wasn't it'll be great

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VolitairianArrow 17

record your next conversion with her acting this way and show it to your dad.

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Mama4ddk 15

If it isn't yours and she did what you said tell him to go buy you a drug test and you will take it with me in front of him but after it comes back clean you want an apology from him and her out of the house forever.

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lalallaaidk 6

bitch bitch bitch. grow up and become rich and successful and only invite your dad over. Hire a doorman for the day and have him refuse to let her in ahahahahaha

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FUCKTARD_HATER 15

Well this means war you now need to reciprocate the attack the tactics that will work the best are used condoms, drugs (a f**k load of 'em stached somewhere your dad will look in but where she has personal effects stored to hint that it's her's and it must be a place where you would never want to put your hands in to give you the excuse why would I go stick my hands in there???(her underwear drawer, your dad's underwear drawer, etc,etc,etc))

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