Well received

By egghead - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML
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perdix 29

By American standards, that is friendly and peaceful. Here, you'd get pelted with bullets.

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Iknoweverything 29

I have a friend in Strood who constantly complains about how people are assholes... Evidently that's just entertainment when people are bored. He once was upset that someone threw a pineapple at him. It wasn't the throwing that upset him, it was the fact that it was a pineapple instead of eggs. WTF?

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RedPillSucks 31

Next time, we'll throw eggs while they're still inside the chicken. Or better yet, throw rooster testicles.

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paramor3 23

Oh well, shit happens. When life gives you eggs, scramble them :P small town, you probably know who did that...sounds to me like it's time to bologna some car.

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DocBastard 38

I can only assume your cousin's first action was to call a lawyer and sue the bastards?

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77777771 12

That was uncalled for and rather stereotypical wouldn't you say?

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ScarletBloom 14

Your cousin reply might be "so much for being peaceful".

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loserman67 35

And they call us "Ugly Americans" You Brits are such a crazy lot, what with your Queen and her family tree that has no forks and your fist fights in Parliment and calling cigarettes "Fags" (I guess it;s because you suck on them to get something out??) and your "Bangers & Mash" (rock group or orgy?? I dunno!) Maybe they were just jealous at seeing someone with a full set of teeth and a clear complexion?

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skidr0jr 6

i likes me some eggs, but only when i cook em. that sucks.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's when your cousin from the Bronx whips out the TEC-9 shaped potato gun and fires back a volley.

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loserman67 35

And they call us "Ugly Americans" -- AAHhhhhhh, you Brits are such a kooky lot, what with your Queen with the family tree that does not fork and the fist fights in Parliment and your "Bangers & Mash" (rock group or an ugly orgy?? I dunno??) and calling cigarettes "Fags" (is it because you have to suck them for anything to happen?? I dunno??). Maybe they were startled at seeing someone with a full set of teeth and a clear complexion.

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