Love, Intimacy, Sex, Awkward, AITA and Relationship advice: What a man

What a man

By Angela - 13/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my husband thinks I’m using my period to “deprive” him of sex. I have PCOS, which causes me to have irregular periods. I sometimes get them for a couple of days randomly after my regular cycle. He told me if I don’t “stop making shit up” he’s gonna “be forced to satisfy his needs elsewhere.” FML

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Great guy

By Mxmarie - 30/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, like every month, I need to summon the courage to tell my husband that I’m on my period. When he finds out, he’s gonna go out and sleep with other women until it’s gone. He has “urges” and “needs sex every day” and if I "can’t give it to him someone else will.” I’m disabled and can’t afford to leave. FML

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This is ain't it, son

By I can never win - 13/07/2023 18:00

Today, and like every month, my husband goes through the wastebasket and checks my used pads for proof that I’m not lying about being on my period to get out of sex, all because once, I didn’t feel like having sex and said I was on my period, even though I wasn’t. He found out I lied because he saw my clean pad. FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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You deserved it 96

Freak out

By menstruation nation - 11/08/2020 05:01

Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML

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The second coming

By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 09:00

Today, my husband is trying to divorce me because I’m pregnant, even though I’ve been told all my adult life that I’m infertile. I’ve never even had a period. He’s blaming me for lying to him because he never wanted kids. He even tried to claim it must be another guy's baby. He’s an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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I've had even enough

By nobabies - 14/10/2022 06:00

Today, I started my period. Unfortunately, my last period only ended six days ago. PCOS sucks. FML

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There's an app for everything

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML

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Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 13 March 2024 21:18

would it kill you to use your hand? you deserve to be divorced

Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 13 March 2024 21:19

if your husband is anything like the other commenter and he cares more about your pussy than your relationship then why bother saving it

Comments

Lost Reggie 20

Wednesday 13 March 2024 20:13

Would it kill you to blow him or handjob him? my soon to be ex used this same excuse for 20 years, after we went through DNC and IUI trying unsuccessfully to have kids. I sympathize with your condition, but accommodations should be made.

Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 13 March 2024 21:18

would it kill you to use your hand? you deserve to be divorced

core01 30

Thursday 14 March 2024 2:32

Im glad your ex is finally free of you.

Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 13 March 2024 21:19

if your husband is anything like the other commenter and he cares more about your pussy than your relationship then why bother saving it

geerod 16

Thursday 14 March 2024 0:03

Nothing wrong with having sex with your period - get an old towel give it a try and shower afterwards!

core01 30

Thursday 14 March 2024 2:35

It's not the blood. It's the cramps, bloating, feeling like you're going to shit yourself, and the gas.

Lamitucus 4

Thursday 14 March 2024 1:11

There has been many places that help to “simulate” what a female goes through during these issues, maybe look into getting him so he can better understand the “shit you’re making up”.