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What are you doing here then?

By Nikki - 27/07/2012 13:45 - United States - Newark

Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said, "I'm going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2014 04:26 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, after losing his job, I reassured my boyfriend by telling him I'd rather be with him living in a cardboard box than to be without him. He responded by telling me he'd rather be dead. FML

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By WorthLessThanACareer - 21/06/2016 12:57

Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML

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Get out there!

By Anonymous - 16/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my unemployed boyfriend to pick a town anywhere in the country that he thinks he can find work in. I offered to find myself a job there, find a flat, and pay for rent, bills, and food while he looks. He said I was selfish for wanting him to hurry up. It's been three years. FML

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Driving force

By Anonymous - 08/04/2024 15:00 - United States - Ontario

Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML

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By peteto818 - 18/12/2014 17:59 - Bulgaria - Pernik

Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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Hold up

By Username - 23/03/2011 16:16 - Japan

Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 5 174

By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2011 23:19 - United States

Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 252

jkozzy 8

Friday 27 July 2012 18:53

If he hates having sex with you that much, he doesn't deserve you.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 27 July 2012 18:53

It's not like he's forced to have sex with you.

Comments

urbanimpression 6

Saturday 28 July 2012 11:44

He's probably gay and cheating on you.

hahasooo 2

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:35

your clearly doing something wrong!

sarii 7

Saturday 28 July 2012 22:06

You should have said no bj's

hewro_failure 11

Sunday 29 July 2012 0:41

Maybe he is gay or your pussy smells gross haha

robberry 11

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:05

Maybe he reacted harshly because he just lost his job and you're acting like a bitch. Be supportive (and no teeth)!

ZombieKitteh 8

Tuesday 9 October 2012 7:59

YES!!

thelastavailable 13

Sunday 29 July 2012 17:58

Wrong.

czguy 4

Sunday 29 July 2012 20:58

He lost his job and instead of trying to lift his spirits, you blackmail him by threatening to deny sex. What ever his response was, you deserve it !!!

caitiebug1119 15

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:16

Um...is he gay? I can't see why a straight guy with a girlfriend wouldn't want to have sex with his girlfriend. Surely Call of Duty can't be THAT exciting. Either way, dump him. He's not going to help with the bills and he apparently thinks you're not sexy.