By peteto818 - 18/12/2014 17:59 - Bulgaria - Pernik

Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
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your_ma 27

"Of course I didn't fail on purpose babe. Let's go have sex right now." Problem solved..?

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Rawrshi 25

When in doubt: strip naked and give ********.

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MELKOZAR 27

Well he shouldn't be a dick. Don't give him sex!

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tzemmy 25

I don't think that would solve anything for OP.

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Duckzy 16

If anything make the problem worse...

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cjwayy 22

Oh totally because sex is a reward system

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doctorhook86 24

#31: I don't know why, but right now you're at -11, so I upvoted you. It's pretty obvious you meant your comment sarcastically, and you're totally right. Protip for those playing at home: sex is not currency. Trading sex is a bad precedent for any relationship.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

#45 Unless you're breaking up anyway and have something that belongs to the other. Then sex is perfectly acceptable currency.

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your_ma 27

"Of course I didn't fail on purpose babe. Let's go have sex right now." Problem solved..?

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your_ma 27

Seems like a whole lot of effort. Normal people in normal relationships shouldn't have to trick their partner into sex. If you do then something is very wrong and unhealthy in the relationship.

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Welshite 39

Offer an oral exam in exchange. You should be able to pass that with no problem. ;)

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RenoTheRhino 30

Hopefully her boyfriend won't be too anal about the exam he gives her, and she can get redemption.

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Rawrshi 25

When in doubt: strip naked and give ********.

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emile_heskey 11

I wish more girls were like you

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doctorhook86 24

#5: I like your advice, and hope many people take it to heart.

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Rawrshi 25

Meaning her enjoyment? I very much enjoy giving my partner a ******* and being nude so there is a lot in it for me and I happily would do so whenever he asked. It's possible OP does too. Otherwise, ******* can be used as a term for oral sex for vaginas too. Either way, ******** are super great. Could always just do other things if that's not their thing too. I'm just saying in my case, that's what I'd do. (:

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trellz17 19

That's his fault then.

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flufee2 27

I dont think anyone would risk failing an exam lol

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greatfirstdate 18

Well, that's easy to disprove...next time you're in the mood, make it clear that you want it. Well, it wouldn't be disproven if that time is more than a month from now.

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