Weird, Tinder, Awkward and Love: What are you talking about? - FML

What are you talking about?

By Why me? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Wilmington

Today, some guys came up to me at work so they could meet me in person after talking to me on Tinder. I don't have a Tinder account, though, and I have no idea who is doing this. FML

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sophzxc 15

Saturday 5 March 2016 20:07

I'm pretty sure you can report it. Ask those boys for "your" Tinder account and you can report it and have it removed.

gabechriswill 19

Saturday 5 March 2016 20:12

somebody is jealous of you...

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purple_duck88 6

Monday 7 March 2016 3:11

That sucks. Bright side is that you're so attractive people pretend to be you? I'm not familiar with US laws on this, but the police should be able to obtain enough information from Tinder to track down the perpetrator. If you want to make the effort to issue a formal complaint.

manuwish 9

Tuesday 8 March 2016 20:17

report it and ask some of those guys to look at what you supposedly wrote, maybe you can find out from the way he/she writes who your frenemy is..good luck!

grant2000 13

Monday 3 July 2017 7:17

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leogs23 24

Sunday 16 October 2022 15:56

I think that’s an icebreaker line… right ?

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