What did I do?

By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
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unknown_user5566 26

There once was an OP who lived in a shoe. Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot. Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess, And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

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LissaMccracken 23

Liar liar! Pants on fire! Liar Liar! Stop your soul from catching fire fire! God and maker, liar liar! YOU ******* LIARRRRR!! Maybe someone will get what that's from. Anyway. He sounds childish, and immature... Maybe find someone who isn't a 2 year old? FYL and good luck

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blackwidowtaco 31

The ****? Are you dating a preschooler?

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fantasyworld 37

You're better off without his immature ass.

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captain_mal 19

Yikes.. it might be for the best considering he clearly has the mentality of an 8 yr old.

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MuffinSmallz 10

I get a strong feeling that you posted this just to avoid suspicion.

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PulsarRiley0122 17

He seems like a freaking toddler to me, well you're better off without that immature d-bag.

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Donny1234509876 1

i fell you. my love of my life dumped me at church for saying i want to get married here

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