By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

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CyclonePsycho 1

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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jessxoxo28 5

u must have ticked him off, cuz y would he break up with u like that?

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McFail_fml 4

he probably isn't wrong is he was able to write "we're through fat slob" on just her forehead... imagine how many words he can fit on her jelly rolls

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saranottelling 7

You should key, "karma is a bitch." into his car. Sorry that happened to you, OP. On the bright side, you can now find someone who doesn't have a cold heart. :)

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tiancai 0

#33 because every guy has a car, right? I'm sure if he was rich enough to have his own car he could score a much hotter chick than a "fat slob" one. Good luck trying to key that message into his monthly bus pass...

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Fred_Fred_Burger 0

I know right but i'd still do that.

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lexi_cacao 0

oh no!! Here's hoping there isn't much truth to the last bit...

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Luckster 0

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

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ky_finest_18 0

OMG.. I would of been pissed! jus remember that karmas a bitch :)

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TheRipper_fml 0

You deserved it for apparently being a fat slob.

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tehman117 21

Just cause someone says they're fat doesnt mean they are. Would you tell an anorexic person to lose weight if they thought they were fat?

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lpcd23 0

hahahaha don't worry it's true karma IS a bitch!

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iloveyouu_24 0

You do realize this FML had nothing to do with karma. Just an ass of a boyfriend and a sleeping marker faced chick.!!

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CyclonePsycho 1

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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lucifer69_fml 0

why didn't he just write '****' on your forehead? that word suits any occasion

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