What have you got yourself into?

By HaroldLames - 01/03/2021 11:01

Today, the court is unable to allow me to divorce my wife because she is pregnant with our child. I have to wait until AFTER the baby is born, so that she is born inside of a marriage and not be an "illegitimate child". I was planning to move out of our house to go live with my high school sweetheart this weekend. FML
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Grizz8831 14

so... you got married, then got your wife pregnant, and then decided to cut and run to have a fling with the girl you banged in high-school, thus leaving your baby mama to take care of the child on her own, while you pretend it isn't your responsibility to help take care of it... yup you my friend are a piece of shit. not saying you have to stay with her, but at least don't get mad you can't run fast enough from them. make sure you kid is going to be well off...

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sarsuela 29

1. How does you still being married on paper stop you from moving out? 2. F your child's life.

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giraffe_poop 8

Just go away, take ur sweethearts and leave. If that is how u treat family, they r better without u. The sooner the better, so they can adjust to life without u. Why did u marry if ur heart was somewhere else? Let them have a chance to find someone who truely wants to be there and have kids.

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Nhayaa 21

You guys are so full of sh*t deciding what's good or bad. Well, guess what, something happens in the grey areas and it's called Life. You know nothing of their situation. My advice? Don't have kids. Problem solved.

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mando 10

Life in the gray areas...I would have to agree on this point.

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dasin 18

well what is good or bad is the sum of us all and it seems like making a kid and trying to dip out on the responsibilities for most humans is a no no so the problem is that he had a kid....

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

You have absolutely no idea when he decided to file for divorce. You have no idea of knowing if either of them knew she was pregnant. There's also nothing saying a man can't take care of his kid and not he married to the mom. What kind of bullshit? You'd rather have a man married to a woman he doesn't love "for the sake of a child" when all that would do is cause turmoil for the child.

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alex_jaguara 32

You are going to ditch the other woman too so what's the point?

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rainbowdonnareed 18

How old are you? You cheated and I'm pretty sure your not moving out is to pretend that after your divorce by some "miracle" you find the HS gal and move in. I hope you make good money and that your wife or someone she knows is a member of FML

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MadiGirl24 18

I hit "your life sucks" by accident, so no, I think you deserved it something fierce.

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geckohead 12

What gives you the right to screw with your wife's life like that? Let alone your kids. You are the worst kind of person, you've created this bed you should lie in the funk that is yours.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

You have absolutely no knowledge of their life. You don't know if she was abusive. You don't know if she secretly stopped taking birth control to get pregnant to force him to stay. You don't know when he filed for divorce. I'm not saying he's not a bad guy, I'm just saying you don't know enough to say he is. Many reasons to divorce a woman. Biggest one is not loving her.

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EmmaMK 35

And how are you going to provide for your current wife and Child? You sweetheart sounds very classy, if she is happy to split up a family unit, you deserve each other. Selfish to the core!

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Billie-Jo 9

You are such a d-bag, you're child is better off without you.

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randybryant799 20

If you no longer want your wife why in the world would you get her pregnant? And you think it's ok to run out on a pregnant woman and 2 other kids? You need to rethink things.

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