What is wrong with my brain?

By slickrick22 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
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DrMime 10

Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.

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yoyo2309 7

coz thats normal i dream about hot chick not cappucino machines oh well people find joy in different things whats ur fav expresso

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calebhampton 1

Actually only type of coffee I like is vanilla almond mocha my aunt used to always get me those sadly I never see her EVER like my father I miss drinking slushees but it's been 4 yrs

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perdix 29

Have you heard how some of those machines sigh and groan as they blow off steam? They make better noise than most of the fakey pornstars . . . and at the end, the final product is truly satisfying ;)

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coffeechick 1

Aww mmmmuffin fyl indeed Poor baby, dreaming about work. Yeah, cant get any worse than that. Sucks to be you.

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AyaFern 19

Oh, I hear ya. Coffee is delicios and a important part of almost everyone's day. But the machine at work?.. The coffee there's probably nasty.. so definitely not worth craving.

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poleybear 3

So this dumb shit made FML but mine didnt? **** this shit mine was way better!

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thefmlman2011 36

I had a dream about someone from my air force cadets

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22jrdn55 15

OMG, the horror! And I thought you were straight. Get a life, there's absolutely nothing wrong with your dream!

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