Work, Dreams, Am I overreacting? and Miscellaneous: What is wrong with my brain? - FML

What is wrong with my brain?

By slickrick22 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

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You deserved it 4 019

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Slow down

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 216

You deserved it 396

Automaton

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 14:00

Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 266

You deserved it 661

By helpme - 23/11/2015 17:00 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 400

You deserved it 2 107

Bye bye

By Dan - 17/11/2020 22:58

Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 356

You deserved it 1 077

By cullenthegreat - 25/08/2016 16:26 - United States - Villanova

Today, on my second morning at college, I tried to make coffee using my Keurig. I realized after I got back from my shower that I hadn't put a cup under the machine. All 3 drawers of my dresser are now filled with coffee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 068

You deserved it 8 467

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 697

You deserved it 4 775

Foam my life

By Jennie - 05/12/2023 15:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I discovered the office coffee machine had been replaced with a complex espresso maker. I'm so introverted that instead of asking for help, I spent the day googling how to operate it, all to end up with a cup of lukewarm frothed milk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 233

You deserved it 491

Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 10:59

Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 931

You deserved it 93

Fight or flight

By Jeffery89000 - 14/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 144

You deserved it 325

Alexa, play "Mind Games" by John Lennon

By Sleepy - 22/11/2023 07:30 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 456

You deserved it 141

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Top comments

harrystylesfan69 5

Monday 27 February 2012 8:55

Damn those cappuchino machines!

DrMime 10

Monday 27 February 2012 8:57

Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.

Comments

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 11:56

How is this FML worthy? No offense, OP.

BlindLight 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 15:26

Was is a kinky dream? Lol.

dudeisdude2224 1

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:43

idiot your so cheap you dream about that

FMLJFL 5

Thursday 26 July 2012 19:45

Whatever helps you sleep at night

SavannahSunshine 26

Sunday 21 July 2013 6:56

Was it awkward between you and it the next day at work? ;)

madd3m 5

Monday 18 November 2013 4:46

The songs played at my work some how the songs from work have invaded my dreams as well. Ps: If your wondering what could possibly be so horrible about it, the cd is kids bop.

JaiBrooks5 13

Saturday 4 January 2014 1:30

Was it a wet dream?

PossiblyInDanger 24

Tuesday 28 January 2014 20:01

What is that? A coffee a machine?

jen1097 25

Thursday 4 December 2014 8:33

I work in a cafe and every time I fall asleep after a particularly long/busy shift I dream about the machines ahahahha

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Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML

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Today, I took my kids to the petting zoo and my toddler decided to feed the goats her entire bag of popcorn. The goats swarmed her and stole her shoes. FML

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You deserved it 549

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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You deserved it 1 861

Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 474

Today, I arrived at the airport with time to spare, only to realize in the middle of security checks that I'd left my phone in the Uber that got me there. I suffer from anxiety and depression, and despite getting my phone back in time to board, I can't enjoy my trip because I'm obsessing over this trivial mistake. FML

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You deserved it 520

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 369

You deserved it 679

Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML

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You deserved it 3 925