What is wrong with my brain?

By slickrick22 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
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DrMime 10

Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.

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ScarletBloom 14

I had a dream about an espresso machine before. It ate me up.

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redbluegreen 40

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best ****** I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about the damn cappuccino machine. FML

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yahoowizard 16

Haha, you were really going on something there until the last line

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japtch 15

Never thought I'd see semi-erotica on FML.

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j_cat187 19

Mr. Coffee would cry if he knew the things people where doing to his machines.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

How has no one realized what she just did there?! (not counting myself)

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skyttlz 32

I know the reference

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DrMime 10

I don't know what to say about this, I'm 'half and half' when it comes to cappuccino machines. But I really want an even blend of sarcasm in my jokes that allow me to expresso myself in a way that other people can understand.

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DrMime 10

I'd say my choice of words are more 'robust' myself.

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lrgenesis 19

Must be damn good coffee

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kickuwithmyfist 1

[Insert evil laugh]

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mannysaucedo 4

*Insert thumbs down*

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mk58 31

23, I'm going to kick you with my fist if you do that laugh again.

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evilplatypus 38

I dream about my job all the time. I Friggin love it. I guess that's why it's called a "dream job"

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GoW_Chick 14

Don't worry I'm sure the cappuccino machine is having dreams about you too! It just can't wait for you to push it's buttons so you can enjoy it's tasty goodness it provides, but watch out because I think the other appliances are getting a tad jealous of your love affair.

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False_Stupidity 41

I heard that the photo copier has a secret crush on the OP too.. Better watch out

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wlddog 14

28 I have never wanted to be a coffee machine worse than I did when I read your post.

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iseyixes 18

What do you call a Chinese drive by? Cappuccino....

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