What is wrong with my brain?

By slickrick22 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
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DrMime 10

Does it have an evil grin? Or was it a wet dream, make sure not to 'frapé' too hard! You might mocha latte in your pants.

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juicifer 0

You ever have the one where you're Xmas shopping in London with William Shatner and looking at Roman columns?

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OfficeNinja 5

My wife accuses me of having an affair with the espresso machine. And I am secretly in love with the machine at work - the wife knows about that. I confessed under tickle torture. I think it is perfectly normal to dream about the work cappuccino machine. And be glad you have one! My employer gave us zippity-doo-doo, I had to bring in my own drip machine/3 bar pump espresso machine using my own money.

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holholmikan 11

YDI for submitting this FML there is hardly anything FML about this OP

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micahsmommy 13

Time to switch to tea. It's much more relaxing to dream about. :)

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Davick 0

hows this calls at work have been so bad I woke up to my cell one morning I answered " this the tech room what's your problem" it was my gf

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RAWRstover 4

You should try working at Starbucks. I have nightmares.

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smilelynzi 5

I dream about hearing the Starbucks drive thru ding at night.... Oh Starbucks!!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

How is this an FML? Dreams are just dreams because of something in your subconscious. It's a coffee machine, not an axe murderer. How did this even get approved?

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melrose90210 10

I honestly don't blame you. Those things are heaven.

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