What's your morning routine?
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Oy, that's rough. At least you look like a hard worker?
Do you work in a chocolate fcrory
I read this in a Chinese accent
How 6? How does one possibly read that in a Chinese accent?
#9 imagine someone saying the words in a Chinese accent. Thats pretty much it.
This shitty chokorate facto-ree
You mean Donald Trump?
Huh, maybe OP has discovered Trump's beauty routine.
Maybe you did something wrong? Did you follow the instructions? Because thats defenetly not normal
This is why you always test new products somewhere it won't be obvious if something goes wrong. But hey, at least you can crack some jokes out of this time!
Really? Putting tumeric spice on your hand for 20 minutes? I dunno, I feel like if you're buying a face mask in a proper place, you're kind of expecting it to just work, and while it could be good to test it, I highly doubt most people would have in OP's case..
Yes really, OP should have tested it because OP made it DIY and didn't buy it. A purchased mask would not have used spices known to cause staining but instead it would have used organics in a dry emulsion that's coating the fabric. Those don't stain and have been sterilized. He chose to used a bad idea in a DIY mask and gets dyed orange for his trouble.
That's true, but some people should still test bought ones also. It's not necessary because of what they put in it but just what your skin likes/doesn't like. I've had an allergic reaction to one from a store causing a red rash on my face, which made me look sunburnt in the middle of winter.
Why would you try something like that without looking up any potential side effects? And why do it right before you go to work? YDI
Well maybe the first part applies (you should test stuff on something that's not your face for sure, though most people don't) but they didn't do it "right before work", they did it the night before work. Most people work a majority of the time, and it would be unrealistic to wait til you had a vacation to do something like try a new face mask.
Use baby oil! It gets nearly everything off
Baby oil and sugar
cold cream works too
At least its a funny story, your coworkers will probably laugh and make it a joke for awhile (hopefully a good natured one) and before long either you or one of them will do something else stupid enough to overshadow this and become the new joke. Such is life. Just go with it OP :) As far as FML moments go this one is more funny than ******.
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Do you work in a chocolate fcrory
Oy, that's rough. At least you look like a hard worker?