What the F are you doing?

By WaychulMonster - 02/12/2021 18:03 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, when I got back from running errands, I had to explain to my 50 year-old mother-in-law the dangers of suffocation. She let my 5 year-old daughter play with the plastic packaging from water bottles, and it was OK because, "it was only on her head for 2-3 minutes." FML
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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 24/01/2023 11:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend and I went out to neighbour's just down the street and left my 12 and 14 year-old daughters at home. The 12 year-old found the fire extinguisher and thought it was whipped cream, put it in her mouth, and tried to eat it. The 14 year-old didn't even bother to call us. Luckily, the 12 year-old is fine, the stuff was safe. FML
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Hangryko 29

"Doing it the way she thinks is right" would not hold up in court.

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Hangryko 29

Never let her watch your child alone again.

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RichardPencil 30

What are you so uptight about? 2-3 minutes of hypoxia causes only "moderate" brain damage. Who wants a smarty-pants kid, anyways?

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Pawlys Bartys 11

if a 5 year old can't be left alone to not suffocate on a plastic wrap, perhaps it's a tad late to worry about brain damage

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jobekka 20

Don't leave your kids with her then, don't lecture her about it. she's doing it the way she thinks is right.

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Hangryko 29

"Doing it the way she thinks is right" would not hold up in court.

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JackWood 20

Did she sing the suffocation song at the same time?

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Hangryko 29

Never let her watch your child alone again.

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