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When you miss your train

By Lewis - 14/12/2018 18:00

Apparently he misses it very much...

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bubbat101 36

Saturday 15 December 2018 15:02

I guess his plans got derailed.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 15 December 2018 7:51

Wow he was really training to get there🤣🤣

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Charlie Given 26

Saturday 15 December 2018 7:51

Wow he was really training to get there🤣🤣

bubbat101 36

Saturday 15 December 2018 15:02

I guess his plans got derailed.

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