Drunk, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Where am I?

Well if I was assuming you are a boy. Well, lets just say that if you wake up and have morning wood, we all hope if you look down you wont see some colorful things GLUED to you

Norrec86 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:05

Kind of funny but that still sucks.

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