By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
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wordly 0

Ouch! Bad scene. YDI a little bit for not seeing that coming when you rode without a seat.

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paks7 0

umm....use a seat cover?? why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

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wordly 0

Ouch! Bad scene. YDI a little bit for not seeing that coming when you rode without a seat.

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easylazy 0

HAHA why would you WANT a male doctor??? Unless you have an embarrassingly small penis.....

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Asmoday_fml 0

why would you even want male doctors working on your junk?

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McLaughlane 0

The same reason that some girls prefer a female gynecologist. :P

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humorizer 14

The fact that every single comment has too many negative votes has been the only thing on this site that made me actually chuckle :D Not to say that the site's not funny; I mean I smile at the funny ones. But this situation actually made me chuckle a lil.

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gnbfd 0

why is every single comment blocked out? also, wow op. why would you want a male doctor for that?

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divineinstrument 2

Why is this so hard to understand? Most men prefer a male doctor inspecting their male parts; and most women prefer a female doctor inspecting their female parts. It's got nothing to do with sexuality! And who or what is burying all the comments on this site?

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DizzyDemon0 9

I dunno about you guys..but I have always had a female doctor. I felt weird when I was like 14 going to some guy touchin on mah balls and stuff..not cool. So i got a female doctor. She isn't wicked hot like I asked for..but she's reasonably attractive in her mid 40's. Now I'm 19 and it works out much better.

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akiro525 3

some people feel uncomfortable around the opposite sex, i guess the OP is one of them,

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Yeah, I would rather have a female gynecologist.

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DangerousBabee 0

Ahh that must hurt REALLY BAD! I could imagine the pain and I dont even have balls :P

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cucuto89 0

I would MUCH rather have a guy working on my junk than a chick. Oh yea also, I noticed your bike seat is just a big black *****. lol, inside joke at work from me

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Finnboghi 0

He wanted a male doctor because a chick just simply wouldn't understand. As someone who has been through testicular torsion (cited as being more painful than childbirth), I can honestly say that when a female doctor examines them, she just doesn't understand the pain, sensitivity, and emotion attached to the experience. Imagine giving birth to both of your ovaries, and you kind of get the idea.

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jisaac09 25

Actually, Im a guy, and most guys would MUCH rather a WOMAN touch his junk than a MAN......

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Rikku95 0

lol I'm a girl, and I would much rather have a guy working on me for that than a girl. It's kinda like which one would you rather have "touching" you.

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Thabb 0

I bet he got an erection.

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FYlife604 18

I was going to say. But this reminds me of the time I had to get 2 medical done for us immigration the time the guy was there he didn't bother feeling balls yet the older women did so that was OK but still awkward

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Colby_Colbert 0

showing your yamsack to a bunch of female doctors ... whats the prob here? are you a virgin with a hair trigger? i see oppurtunity 4 ya virgin boy

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noobgang7 5

lol it's the only girl that will get near his penis and stay there for more than 3 seconds

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paks7 0

umm....use a seat cover?? why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

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cybermolly10 7

Yeah, and then why would you bump up a curb?

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emorockerownage 9

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the_enigma1019 1

Read your comment, that is what you managed to do #6

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ashylarry 0

you'd rather have a guy handle your balls? to each his own, I guess...

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GeekFairy 0

Dude, I'd need stitches even if I DIDN'T hit a bump. Ow.

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Zer0de 0

Umm, Did you really want a male doctor touching your scrotum? I would have loved a Nurse touching my junk.

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regalarius 0

*facepalm* Because nurses are always female, and doctors always male, right? I'm glad that everyone else has spoken my opinion on the FML, though - personally, I always prefer female doctors to male ones. Gentler touch, I guess...yeah, that's it. :-D

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soccerboy101 0

Sry that sucks with the female doctors but u aren't that much of a biker, I take it?

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