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By bloodymatzaball - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was at work, I heard one of my employees laughing on the phone. I told him to shut up and get back to work. Turns out he was actually crying because his father had just died. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 646
You deserved it 64 692
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mmmPoptarts 6

Wow you should be able to tell the difference between laughing and crying so YDI.

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DevilWearsPrado 0

You were unintentionally, a dick but still a dick YDI.

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chevyygirl 0

unprofessional, youre an ass, and ydi.

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fylkman 0

well all u pricks dat lik his comments cam go **** urselves and especially in fmls lik dis 1. hes just lik polomarco on gmh

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FFML_314 11

well all u pricks dat lik his comments cam go **** urselves and especially in fmls lik dis 1. hes just lik polomarco on gmh Since that's not in english and most of us here speak and read english, I will translate. Well all you prize winning people that love his comments, why don't you feel sorry for me? It's obvious that I **** myself on a daily basis, because no woman will touch me. I only come on FMLs like this one, because reading his comments make me hard. He's the most beautiful man (or anteater) I've ever seen.

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ohthebloodygore 16

39 -hilarious.

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FFML_314 11

I would rather freeze to death. :]

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ohthebloodygore 16

41- who's polomarco and correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it Marco Polo?

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OwNowBrownCow 0

46, polomarco is a troll on this app called Gives me hope (gmh) which is the exact opposite of fml.

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Freeze_fml 16

That sounds like a horrible and terrifying app.

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FFML_314 11

Lol, sounds like a fun app.

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luckycolors857 0

do you yell shut up at everyone who laughs around you? YDI for not accepting the happiest sound of life.

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Rick_S 3

Today, I got a phone call at work. My idiot boss thought I was laughing, and told me to "shut up and get back to work!" I wasn't laughing, I was crying. My father just died. I still have to go back to work to face my idiot boss. FML. You Deserve It, original poster, for being a very mean person, and probably a lousy boss.

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Sports_girl4life 0

OP, you should of went over to them and see why they was "laughing", instead of sayin shut up(:

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

*should have *they were And really, you should have said "over to him" and "why he was" since the OP made it clear his employee was a dude. Consistent pronoun usage, you know.

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ian_moriarty 0

Who gives a shit how it's spelled thats not the thing here

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mischiefkel 17

I agree, people should really learn the English language and how it works. If you comment on something or write something, and your grammar is ****** up, you just sound stupid and ignorant.

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x805xUnknown 6

******* Dick. Jesus Christ.

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paoolaa 0

aww poor guy. :/ ydi for being such an ass.

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blahzz 4

I wanna punch you in your butthole then flip you around and kick you in the balls.

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OwNowBrownCow 0

WTF? Punch you in the butthole? What have humans become?

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redbluegreen 40

Punching buttholes are we? Sounds sexual. You unfortunately misspelt "lick" in the second part though.

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KianaCaca 10

Hey i modded this one too :D

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

And again, we're all very happy for you. It is people like you who make our interweb experiences complete. And by "complete", I mean "annoying". And yes, I realize the hypocrisy in my calling someone else annoying. That's actually 90% of why I'm doing it.

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FFML_314 11

Hey, she deserves a cookie. You don't understand what her contribution to this website has done for my life! I can walk!

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