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Why would you do that?

By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
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pinkthistlepoppy 0

kind of weird getting it on while his mom is in the house. ydi.

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DameGreyWulf 0

LMFAO awww that's so awkward Poor you, kiddo. FYL indeed. Though now she knows what to get you guys for Christmas: handcuffs. They have keys, much quicker.

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maddie1 0

oooooo i bet she was pissed!

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Ozark778 5

why the hell did his mom have to untie him... if she called you for dinner... why didn't you have time to untie him... hummmmmmm

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stevenmx86 7

You ******* morons.. Don't do kinky things in the houses of parents..

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WaitAMinute 7

so jk min bb bbvv bbvb bbvv bbvb bb bb. bbmm. oh klv,oo

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kei1108 13

Way to go on being completely disrespectful to your boyfriends parents by having sex in their house. How sexy is it that they are just a few walls away from you and could walk in at any moment?

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Vos26 3

What kinda parents does everyone have? My mum yells at me if I put my leg on my boyfriends while sitting on the couch... We're not allowed in my room alone

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merrielp 13

I just need to know: why is sex so awkward? People have sex. We know this. Just joke about it. Awkwardness gone.

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merrielp 13

I just need to know: why is sex so awkward? People have sex. We know this. Just joke about it. Awkwardness gone.

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elizacandle 29

Before anything kinky ensure that there's a way to get out of anything like that quickly for those types of situations or safety too.

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andycee2000 5

"Suddenly his mom called us for dinner" - what are you? 12?

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