Sex, Embarrassing and Intimacy: Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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Hand shandy

By cdoyle - 08/04/2009 12:32 - Canada

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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pinkthistlepoppy 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:08

kind of weird getting it on while his mom is in the house. ydi.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:56

LMFAO awww that's so awkward Poor you, kiddo. FYL indeed. Though now she knows what to get you guys for Christmas: handcuffs. They have keys, much quicker.

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jif_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 15:08

you deserve it.. don't do anything at all, let alone something kinky, in his PARENTS' house while they're THERE. *headdesk*

Reality_bites 14

Monday 23 November 2009 15:43

Why the hell would you tie your boyfriend up while either one or both the parent/s are in the house?? Either you're really stupid or you're really really stupid. There was no way you would get away with that. Sex maybe but even then its a respect thing. You're a guest in their house. Would you like it if the roles were reversed? The parents were doing it while you were in the house? Grab a brain!

perdix 29

Monday 23 November 2009 16:22

How fast do you have to respond to a call for dinner? You are not rats that get a pellet when the bell rings, are you? For sex play, you don't have to re-create the Gordian knot! I nice half-hitch would have sufficed. I'm sure someone is going to make a sexist comment about not trusting girls to tie knots (it's going to be so much funnier when it involves making "sammiches.") Wait on it.

Butcher_1419 0

Monday 23 November 2009 17:57

never trust a girl to tie the knot. tell her to get back in the kitchen and make you a sammich.

perdix 29

Monday 23 November 2009 17:59

Wow! I feel like Nostradamus!

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 5:25

LOL Amazing (applause)! Good old mom, always coming in handy! :)

Grangoire 0

Monday 23 November 2009 18:18

retarded never tie someone up if you can't gurantee safety and privacy.

music_baby224 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:11

safety first. then teamwork.

michaelo147 0

Monday 23 November 2009 19:51

hahaha ive been handcuffed while the parents are home...ive handcuffed her while thee parents are home..the parents have learned to knock and just not come in anymore....im slick but not at all