Love, Relatable and Awkward: Wingman

Wingman

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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You deserved it 1 170

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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You deserved it 4 908

Third wheel

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML

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You deserved it 130

In the zone

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 20:05

Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML

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You deserved it 1 686

By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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You deserved it 1 291

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

By TiredOfItAll - 21/09/2022 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after I spent months trying to show a woman we can be besties, because she thought I only wanted sex (which I totally don't), we've talked every day, texted, shared videos, ect. Now she has a boyfriend and doesn't have time for friends, let alone a bestie. I should've never tried. FML

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You deserved it 530

By anonymous - 19/10/2011 12:19 - Australia

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

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You deserved it 6 948

By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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You deserved it 478

By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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You deserved it 28 360

By longtrip - 18/01/2010 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML

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You deserved it 2 421

TomeDr 24

Monday 5 December 2022 4:27

Yeah because God forbid that you are ACTUALLY honest with her! 🙄

carmo21449 8

Monday 5 December 2022 6:07

grow some balls

Comments

Nico97 3

Monday 5 December 2022 3:56

sooo mature

TomeDr 24

Monday 5 December 2022 4:27

Yeah because God forbid that you are ACTUALLY honest with her! 🙄

carmo21449 8

Monday 5 December 2022 6:07

grow some balls

Anderling 32

Monday 5 December 2022 7:48

Unless she was going to murder you if you were just honest this just proves that she dodged a bullet

RichardPencil 30

Monday 5 December 2022 8:55

I hope you mean LITERALLY dragged you. I like the idea of two parallel tracks on the ground where your heels were scraping it. Let it be so!

tiptoppc 19

Monday 5 December 2022 18:18

YDI, it sounds like you never bothered to even learn about her prior to jumping on that. F her life that someone that is so shallow and lazy tried to get in her pants. Continue doing this though, it gives others a better chance even if they only apply a little bit of work into getting to know her.