Wish you were here

By iwannagotomiamitoo - 19/08/2013 04:30 - United States - Brookline

Today, I found out that apparently I'm in Miami. I'm also enjoying a five-star hotel and all of its services. Only one problem: I'm still here, stuck in a small suburban town. Fuck identity theft. FML
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webbface 25

Lol better go buy what you want now while you can still blame id theft!

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Powerfull_fml 8

Report to the police immediately, as there are a lot of "five star services" in Miami, and some of them can put you in jail...

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0wlcityyyx14 4

sorry OP. Karma is right around the corner! cheer up

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sidward101 9

karma is bullshit. karma wont bring back his money.

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Nolimit2217 32

Every time that happens to me I'm livid too!

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sowrongitsdani 14

Cancel all your cards straight away! I hope your bank is good with situations like this.

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Since1998 20

Eh problem is, it's dependent of the type of identity theft. It could be just something like a credit card, to their whole name, social security, and other credentials, meaning they could easily open up a new account. Also, cases like this can take up to a year to get solved, and if the identity thief is suspecting someone's on to them, they could just cut the trail cold by using a different name and such. It's pretty rough.

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DocBastard 38

I'm planning on stealing Kim Kardashian's identity. That way I can earn millions while having no identifiable skills or talents other than being an attention *****.

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Ashleighalfred 14

or just plain *****... why is she famous anyway? If you get famous just for having sex with people l then this world is doomed

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HeyImAmy 20

There's a movie called "Identity Thief". The guy in the movie goes after the woman who takes his identity. Maybe you should do that. Set up communication with local police and then go after the identity thief.

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perdix 29

Call your credit card company and have them advise your "friend" to go to Lincoln Road on Miami Beach. It's so much fun!

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shutupmichaela 18

why in God's **** did you censor the word **** on a website called **** my life. We're all old enough here to know that the internet has naughty words on it. **** me

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